Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
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