Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
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