I called you to phone bone last night, but you were out with your boring friends playing video games
North Korea, Best Korea!
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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