If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
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All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
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THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
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