how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
I never want a future conversation of ours to include the words "quart of semen" in it
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
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