Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
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You left me on the phone while you grabbed a plastic bag and started puking. I recorded it. Its my new ringtone for you
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
How drunk do you think I'll be by the time I get home?
I just watched you drink a whole glass of wine through a Twizzler. Pretty drunk.
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
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When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
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