i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
How external is "for external use only"?
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
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