well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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