I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
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Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
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It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
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