Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
In the 30 seconds it took me to leave the bar I let the barback motorboat me, ripped open a stranger's shirt and bit his chest, then made out with El Camino dude. No, I'm not coming out tonight.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
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