i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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