If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
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