Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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