Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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