Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
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i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
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I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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