so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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