I have demons in me.
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
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Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
foreskin is a definite game changer
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
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Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
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