ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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