I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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