i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
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My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
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You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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