WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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