I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
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