The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
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