there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.
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um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
Panties = found
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
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