Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
I just had to take a drug test for my new job. I should have asked them if they could tell me if I were pregnant or not while they were at it and save me the guesswork.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
I'm really busy with my period
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