I murdered the dance floor call the cops
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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