they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
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