Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
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You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
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Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
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