when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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