maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
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