Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
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