Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
my phone needs a breathalizer
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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