She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
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how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
I'm like a savant for remembering names I learned while I was drunk. Seriously, I'm three for three. I'm on a roll.
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Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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