Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
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no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
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Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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