Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
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