Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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