we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
you stole their roomba and ran out the door so that you could 'set it free'.
we found you passed out on lawn and the roomba bouncing back and forth on the sidewalk.
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
Help me help you realize you are a moron
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
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