Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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