It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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