Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
I said "one day" and that day is not today
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