yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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