Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
You smell like stripper and shame
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
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