come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
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Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
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I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
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