I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
You're like the curious george of whores
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
I am such a fucking liability at weddings. I ended up making out with this married 40-year-old that told me that basically if I came home with him and be a sex partner for him and his wife, I would never have to pay for anything again. Extremely considered it.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
True college students do jello shots in the library
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