Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
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There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
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I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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