Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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