Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
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Seriously why is the deadbolt locked. This is the second time I'm having to sleep on the porch using my boots as my pillow. I can't wait till the next time your drunk.
Shhh, I'm sleeping. Just let it happen Jess.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
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You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
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