I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Randomize
