Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
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Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
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I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
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