I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
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