This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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