Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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