So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
she smelled like a LAN party
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
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I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
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Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
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