Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
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